Originally the story had no dirty words at all, but the editor encouraged me to say PUSSY. It got a lot of hits. She was right. You can make money by saying the word "pussy."

The original title was "Metaphor and Simile in WAP." I'm glad you liked it.

I think your essays are really well crafted BTW. I put out such schlock, I'm an ass. But yours are really thoughtful and well expressed.

pot o pot o pot o macaroni and cheese!