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To You, for Whom I Clapped Once

Consistent Contradiction
2 min readJul 31, 2021

I thought it was a compliment . . .

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Dear authors,

Oooops. My bad. I have under-clapped you. Here, I attempt to make it right.

I met Medium about 40 days ago. (Yep, I’m way behind. I know.) I only clapped once for days and days and days. It wasn’t sarcasm. I clapped for articles I enjoyed.

I discovered I could give more than one clap by accident, when a lazy finger stayed on the mouse too long.

In the moment I realized I could clap multiple times, my brain fired out the following thought. “Oh, you must be able to clap 5 times. 5, for, you know, the perfect essay. For a work of literary genius.”

I proceeded, foolishly, to believe my brain. I commenced clapping between 1 and 5 times for the articles I enjoyed for another 2 weeks.

For a moment, my brain thought this article was prescriptive rather than humorous. The article is funny. My brain needs support. I believed I was being moderate. Stately. Fair.

50 claps? It seemed so . . . effusive. Are we clapping for the eloquence of the writing? The poignance? The intellectual depth? Originality? Or to signal that the topic is timely, important, unique? All of the above, I imagine.

If you got a clap or two from me, it means I really liked your work.

My apologies.

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Consistent Contradiction
Consistent Contradiction

Written by Consistent Contradiction

philosopher, psychedelics enthusiast, cat lover, communist, passionate about TV writing for social change.

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Thankfully, claps don't do anything other than boost ones ego. I've settled on 10 claps. I'll never do 50 because I don't like getting 50. It gives an unrealistic view of how your article is doing. Plus, all those clap-for-clap, follow-for-follow…

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I have been there, done that too! Thank you for writing this, Sara!!

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I think most newbies do this to be fair, I somehow discovered this hilarious article my first week here and I think it sums it up perfectly. :-) https://medium.com/slackjaw/i-am-the-one-who-claps-once-e1f8b1039f82#21e0

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